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    11 May

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    盐湖城真不是人待的地方
    火箭在这里快10连败了,黑八勇士在这里除了警告一下主队之外,也没讨到什么便宜。天要亡勇士,法国鸟皮特鲁斯还不如此前罚进两球几乎奠定胜局的拉脱维亚鸟比德林斯,这个两次罚球加上戴维斯罚丢一个,彻底将原本可以全身而退的勇士推进冰窟窿。加时的勇士就象一个时运不济的赌徒,耷拉着脑袋再也没有提起精神。
     
    勇士有才爵士更有才
    被抢爆篮板的勇士却把爵士逼上了绝路,这一点很有些不能按常理推论的喜剧效果,进攻上只有三分和突破的勇士愣是依靠他们高昂的斗志两场比赛都坚持到了最后一秒,而且两场都有机会在对方魔鬼主场抢下一场胜利,这本身已经是一件很了不起的壮举。但是爵士球员冷血的程度犹胜小牛,他们没有在对手疯狂嚣张的气焰下束手就擒,每一次进攻都依靠挡拆和无球队员的空切跑出了空挡,再加上勇士若有若无的防御体系,让他们的得分变得比对手更加容易,也让他们全场都保持住了冷静的头脑。最后爵士赢得了主场的季后赛5连胜,为抢占西部决赛一席之地奠定了最坚实的基础。
     
    老天给勇士下了一条鱼
    第三节老天为勇士们下了一阵的三分雨,让勇士逐渐将比分拉近到一个球差距,末端,两个小胖斗法,戴维斯制造了德隆第四次犯规,斯隆将德隆换到场下后爵士的板凳上已经无人可用,只见斯隆望了望球馆的入口,嘀咕了一句:“小样敢欺负我没人,你丫不知道额上头还有人?额上头有人!”靠,话音刚落,一条鱼在警察叔叔的护送下出现在球馆通道处,全场球迷起立鼓掌,那手拍得象工农兵伯伯见到了毛主席似的。盐湖城的老天太有才了,先是给勇士下了一阵三分雨,最后居然给爵士下了一条鱼。
     
    牛逼的鱼
    这条鱼今天牛大了,从他上场之后,形势就变掉了,不但在加时扔出一把送勇士回家的飞刀,还在防守中一次把戴维斯整成回线,一次防住了戴维斯最后一投,而且送出了三次助攻,最后老尼尔森直骂:“你丫是有人,你们全家都有人!”
     
    进步最快球员在爵士
    埃利斯和德隆都是二年级生,我有些搞不懂进步最快球员评选的定义是什么,德隆已经从去年的菜鸟成长为全联盟仅次于纳什和基德级别的顶尖控卫,但是蒙塔在这个季后赛看起来还象是那个菜鸟,看着他被换下场后蒙着毛巾使劲拍着自己的脑门,我知道了进步最快球员原来是在爵士。
     
    勇士的失败赖火箭
    火箭用了七场比赛没有把爵士拖跨,却把AK47和奥库这两个妖精给激活了,这是一件让人啼笑皆非的事。正是这两个在对火箭比赛中几乎要消失掉的卧底,在对勇士的比赛当中大放异彩,这岂不是火箭间接帮了爵士的忙,靠,盐湖城应该颁给范甘迪一个荣誉市民奖。

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